nce upon a time there was this whacked-out art student who didn’t really know what the heck she wanted to be when she grew up. Along came the brainiacal science student who knew exactly what he wanted and it had nothing to do with any artist, whacked out or not. But soon they were in love and all plans got thrown overboard to make way for Mr. And Mrs. Artsy-Science Perfection. Shortly thereafter, along came the Perfect Family, in order as things do. Perfect Child Number One was beautiful in every way and perfect beyond belief, driving everyone insane with her planning disorders and timing terrors. Perfect Child Number Two was just as lovely and perfect, with a little bit heavier dose of the artsy-whack than the first, exploring all mediums to build the perfect structure.
And then came along the Wicked Queen to ruin everything. Yep. You know it! The Wicked Queen of Late-Night-Trauma, in charge of all homework-drama given across the land. It doesn’t really matter which assignment she gives. No, it applies to all homework assignments that have to do with let’s-give-it-to-the-child-of-Perfect-Family…they can do it, yes they can! And then the paint fumes and time and glue swirl together and mix into a Perfect Family Nightmare as they all lend a hand to make the perfect artsy-science homework turn out the way the Wicked Queen of Late-Night-Trauma has designed….Perfecto!
And so my dear blog-followers, forgive me if you will. But I have breathed in too many paint and glue fumes to make sense of the colorful words on the page. And thus, I give to you the Frickin’ Family Perfect.
And then we watched Once Upon a Time to regain our family sanity.
Do you have perfection genetic issues? How about Sharpies….do you love them or hate them? What about spray glue? Ever watch Once Upon A Time…..?