nce upon a
time there was this whacked-out art student who didn’t really know what the
heck she wanted to be when she grew up.
Along came the brainiacal science student who knew exactly what he
wanted and it had nothing to do with any artist, whacked out or not. But soon they were in love and all plans got thrown overboard to make way for Mr. And
Mrs. Artsy-Science Perfection. Shortly
thereafter, along came the Perfect Family, in order as things do. Perfect Child Number One was beautiful in
every way and perfect beyond belief, driving everyone insane with her planning
disorders and timing terrors. Perfect Child
Number Two was just as lovely and perfect, with a little bit heavier dose of
the artsy-whack than the first, exploring all mediums to build the perfect
structure.
And then
came along the Wicked Queen to ruin everything.
Yep. You know it! The Wicked Queen of Late-Night-Trauma, in charge
of all homework-drama given across the land.
It doesn’t really matter which assignment she gives. No, it applies to all homework assignments that
have to do with let’s-give-it-to-the-child-of-Perfect-Family…they can do it,
yes they can! And then the paint fumes
and time and glue swirl together and mix into a Perfect Family Nightmare as
they all lend a hand to make the perfect artsy-science homework turn out the
way the Wicked Queen of Late-Night-Trauma has designed….Perfecto!
And so my
dear blog-followers, forgive me if you will.
But I have breathed in too many paint and glue fumes to make sense of
the colorful words on the page. And
thus, I give to you the Frickin’ Family Perfect.
And then we
watched Once Upon a Time to regain
our family sanity.
The End.
Do you have
perfection genetic issues? How about
Sharpies….do you love them or hate them?
What about spray glue? Ever watch
Once Upon A Time…..?
