On Thursday nights around
these parts, there’s a group of women that meet at the local Mexican Cantina. Yep. It’s the Margarita Mamas, of which I am a
part. We’re an unlikely collection of
mothers, friends. We found each other by
way of children and organizations. We
seem to keep each other by way of laughter and tequila. Of course, Ricardo will have it no other way
as this means he gets the last laugh, not to mention the tips galore! And oh how this man can schmooze! And I don’t think he understands much English
so it’s all a fantasy anyway…which falls right into my romance loving soul…the
fantasy that is, not Ricardo. Ha! He reminds me of Ricky, come to think of it. Ricky Ricardo…? Oh…okay...I could be a Lucy-type, maybe…? I certainly get myself into enough
trouble. RWA 2012, Exhibit One.
Which brings us to the
nicknames. I am of course, Lushy
Lulu. Why? Is it the Lucy tie-in? Perhaps my Evanovichian sense of humor gone south? I’m not sure. Southern Belle threw it out there and it stuck.
It’s probably the margaritas. Sigh. Southern Belle is obviously so southern that
there could be no other name for her. I
mean, geeze! The woman won’t even pump
her own gas! Yet she can probably
cook a batch of cookies and be ready for cocktails in five without batting an
eye. I have no doubt she has a hoop-skirt hidden deep inside her closets somewhere.
Then there’s Twinkle Toes. She likes
to dance, of course. No. You don’t seem to understand. This woman will dance anywhere, anyhow,
anyway. Especially if there are silver
thigh high boots involved. (And no this
does NOT mean you can wear them tonight, Twinkle Toes!) I once saw her dance with a door jamb. Seriously!
I’m not lying. And it was the
first time I ever met her. She kinda
scared me and put me in awe all at the same time! And
last, there’s Damn Yankee who, try as she might, will never quite get the fact
that y’all has a silent "W" in it, and we don’t blurt out the “F” word in
public where people can actually hear us!
Okay. Well Southern Belle doesn’t,
anyway. The rest of us just don’t give a rat’s
ass.
So what do you do with a
group of women like this? Well, I had to
ask myself. Because frankly, I never
had a group of girlfriends like this before.
They’re unique and beautiful and wacky and I love each and every one of them dearly. But I’m gonna warn ya…you pull
out a trivia game and these women will turn into vicious competitors that will take
down your most innocent high school boys and be proud to do so in public. Why yes.
We did do that. The boys called
themselves the Tigers. And we got free
margaritas for doing it, too. Thankfully,
we had the foresight to name ourselves the Margarita Mamas and not the
Margarita Cougars! :D
Do you have any crazy friends
like this that fit no predefined mold in your life? What’s your favorite margarita flavor? Do you pump your own gas? How do youz guyz feel about silver thigh high boots?
I'd so love a pair of silver thigh high boots!!! Don't think I would dance with a door knob though. Just sayin... But I have been known to parry with one. En garde!
ReplyDeleteYes...I can SO see you wielding a sword at a door! No rum necessary, either, aye? :D And for the record, Twinkle Toes would be proud to call you her STHB Sistah! <3
DeleteYou are crazy and I love you for it! LOL And you know if I lived closer I would be right in the middle of the Margarita Mama's night! :-D
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you Sherry! I take that as a great compliment! And darlin' you'd fit right in, too! :D
DeleteThis gals sound like great fun! I do have a pair of thigh high boots but I prefer my cowgirl boots! On the other hand I definately approve of silver ones!
ReplyDeleteI don't drink margaritas since the night of the "Incident" but that is a differnt story!
I do pump my own gas but I hate it. I will drive waaaaaay out of the way and pay lots of extra money to get it pumped by a man!